23-03-2007, 11:04 PM
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The Death Psychic
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/
"While mowing the lawn,you accidentally run over your foot severing all toes.Unable to walk you lie there and bleed to death"
Now being a sensible lad i would not normally post this pish but i did have plans to do the gardening tomorrow. 
Anyone else?
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23-03-2007, 11:08 PM
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Bass Reaction
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An angry neighbor puts a letter bomb into your mailbox. While retreiving the mail, your hands are blown off, and you die from rapid blood loss.
damn , how true , i hate the slag
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23-03-2007, 11:08 PM
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Without Fear or Favour
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After an altercation with a resident of a retirement community, you are beaten with an oxygen tank and dragged through the complex by a convoy of personal mobility vehicles.
Never trust pensioners ffs
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23-03-2007, 11:09 PM
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Member of the BBBF
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Quote:
Originally Posted by greendave
After an altercation with a resident of a retirement community, you are beaten with an oxygen tank and dragged through the complex by a convoy of personal mobility vehicles.
Never trust pensioners ffs
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Hubert???
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If we can hit that bullseye,the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.Checkmate!
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23-03-2007, 11:10 PM
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On the edge
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i shag tramps
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23-03-2007, 11:11 PM
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Without Fear or Favour
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Hubert???
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LOL 
Never thought of that. It's possible. 
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23-03-2007, 11:15 PM
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Banned!
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I got my fucken hand mangled in the garbage disposer, when my
wife turned it on by mistake, and I bleed to death..
where did you get this pish Graham...lol
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23-03-2007, 11:18 PM
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On the edge
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Quote:
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Hubert???
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i have dribbled ha ha ha oh oh
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23-03-2007, 11:38 PM
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Celtic First Team
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while in a hardware store a strange man picks up an axe and attacks me then disembers my body... not exactly the quick and painless death i was hoping for
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23-03-2007, 11:51 PM
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Member of the BBBF
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while in a hardware store a strange man picks up an axe and attacks me then disembers my body... not exactly the quick and painless death i was hoping for
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That'll put a stop to any streaking then.
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23-03-2007, 11:57 PM
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Celtic First Team
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That'll put a stop to any streaking then.
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lol mate you dont condone my streaking or my mcgeady love, but u condone a brutal killing. nice to see u care 
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24-03-2007, 12:03 AM
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Member of the BBBF
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lol mate you dont condone my streaking or my mcgeady love, but u condone a brutal killing. nice to see u care |
Naw Kimbo.Didn't say i'd condone it.Just statin a fact is all.Mebbe he killed ye cos he saw your streaking show??
Just a thought
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If we can hit that bullseye,the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.Checkmate!
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24-03-2007, 12:05 AM
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Celtic First Team
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Graham1888
Naw Kimbo.Didn't say i'd condone it.Just statin a fact is all.Mebbe he killed ye cos he saw your streaking show??
Just a thought
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aw cheers i aint that bad. i dont actually streak btw, well not fully anyway
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24-03-2007, 05:06 AM
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Celtic Legend
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You humiliate a magician at a party by divulging a few of his secrets. He returns the favor by actually sawing you in half.
Note to self, stay away from magicians
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25-03-2007, 05:00 PM
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Celtic Reserves
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While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.
nice!
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