09-03-2007, 01:49 PM
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Without Fear or Favour
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: 3rd Rock from the Sun
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Fav Celtic Song: Willie Maley, Four Leaf Clover
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TWO NUNS
TWO NUNS
 
There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM:Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM : And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
I'll pray for you!
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09-03-2007, 01:55 PM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
Join Date: May 2006
Location: The World
Posts: 2,046
Credits: 9,518.35
Fav Celtic Player: Scotty Broon & Aiden McGeady
Fav Celtic Song: You'll Never Walk Alone
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haha not bad
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STICK YOUR SIGS UP YOUR ARSE THEN! 
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10-03-2007, 06:54 PM
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Celtic Reserves
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: maryhill , glasgow
Posts: 777
Credits: 2,363.75
Fav Celtic Player: henrik,jinky,every celt
Fav Celtic Song: willie maley,can you see a hansome hun
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good yin
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 "in order for celtic to get a fair crack from referee's,is to play in england"
jock stein.
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10-03-2007, 08:59 PM
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Man and Bhoy
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Newry,North of Ireland
Posts: 4,993
Credits: 15,123.46
Fav Celtic Player: Neil Lennon (Lennondinho) and McGeady
Fav Celtic Song: You'll Never Walk Alone, Willie Maley
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Saw that one before...its brilliant though
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10-03-2007, 09:17 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: eastend
Posts: 3,154
Credits: 1,220.25
Fav Celtic Player: to many to choose just one
Fav Celtic Song: them all
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tnk god its over ,i was losing the will to live there,, lol not bad m8,,
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