30 ways to really annoy people - TalkCeltic

cj_1888 · 06-07-2006, 12:58 PM

1.Follow your parents around the house on your hands and knees whilst barking.
2.Moo whenever someone says your name
3.Run into walls, shouting Im superman.
4. Shout in public, *Wearing clothes is against my religion*.
5.Stand over your parents at 4am and shout *Good morning moonshine, the earth says HELLO!*
6.Pluck someones hair out and shout *LOOK!! I found DNA!!*
7.Wear a post-it sticker on your head saying *Dont feed the retard*
8.Have about 20 imaginary friends, and talk to them all at once.
9.(This one is good with your friends) Shout in public *NO YOU CANT GIVE ME £30 TO SNOG YOU!*
10. Hide a old sausage roll in their bag, and tell them not to open it until their birthday 'cos you left a surprise there.
11.Jump off the roof saying * Im a real boy!!*
12.Hold your mums hand and whisper *I see dead people.*
13.When anyone says something, shout *LIAR!!!KILL!!*
14.Try to do back-stroke on the floor.
15.Tap on your parents bedroom door late at night saying *Jim..*
16.Pretend to have amnesia.
17.Say everything backwards.
18.Run around with a lamp shade on your head shouting *LIGHT ME LIGHT ME!*
19.Sing really loudly whilst running around the house,in your underwear...
20.Give yourself ai swirly shouting *EWWWW*
21.have nervy spaz' every 2 minutes.
22.Snort loudly when you laugh , then start laughing harder.
23.Run in circles whilst making turkey noises in your front garden.
24.Recite a movie 3 times in french.
25.Pretend to beat yourself up.
26.Crawl around like a catterpillar.
27.Wear your pants on your head and a top around your waist and shout *Im making a fashion statement*
28.Try to drink a glass of water the wrong way.
29.Super glue your fingers up your nose.
30.Tell your life story to a pen.