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Old 25-03-2012, 11:10 PM   #1
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Are toilets designed to sit backwards on?

Sounds crazy but stick with me, if you sit backwards, you have the little part to rest your hands on, and the flusher is right in front of you

Makes sense in a strange way, if anyone watches South Park, you'd understand how I got this idea
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Old 25-03-2012, 11:11 PM   #2
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I knew right away you got this idea from South Park haha.
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Old 25-03-2012, 11:13 PM   #3
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I tried that once
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Old 25-03-2012, 11:13 PM   #4
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same as eddie bhoy 1888
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Old 25-03-2012, 11:14 PM   #5
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i thought idiot abroad, there was some public toilet in china were th cubicle didnt even have a front to it, everyman could see what your up too!!

but na mate thats crazy
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Old 25-03-2012, 11:21 PM   #6
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My mate was found like this once when drunk at a party.
He got the nickname Slater after the Saved By The Bell character who always sat on chairs backwards.
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Old 25-03-2012, 11:41 PM   #7
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Old 25-03-2012, 11:43 PM   #8
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Next time I go for a Tom i'll do it. Report due soon...
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Old 26-03-2012, 12:28 AM   #9
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Old 26-03-2012, 12:45 AM   #10
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My mate was found like this once when drunk at a party.
He got the nickname Slater after the Saved By The Bell character who always sat on chairs backwards.
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Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me.

I was at my girlfriends house yesterday for dinner, and shortly after i had to go and do a... well, number 2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering.

(AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair )

So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous as AC Slatering is a tough position to get into... it requires taking off your boxers. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my boxers on the floor and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer.

I turned around to see that I had not locked the door... Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

I really needed to get that off my chest
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Old 26-03-2012, 01:00 AM   #11
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I never watch south park but I did watch this episode the other day after seeing it advertised thought it was quite good and I might give it a try.
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Old 26-03-2012, 01:13 AM   #12
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Old 26-03-2012, 01:17 AM   #13
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Done this plenty of times tbh
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Old 26-03-2012, 01:21 AM   #14
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I never watch south park but I did watch this episode the other day after seeing it advertised thought it was quite good and I might give it a try.
You not even seen the movie? You NEED to see that at least!!
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Old 26-03-2012, 01:23 AM   #15
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You not even seen the movie? You NEED to see that at least!!
Aye I seen that, was really when I was younger though. Was my first time watching it in years but I used to watch it,.
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