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Can Imagine how that went...
David Murray: "Hi Gordy, (proceeded with funny handshake), hows your granny?"
Gordon Smith: "Fine Thanks"
DM: "So we've decided to renew our annual 'donations' to the SFA, apologies for not 'donating' last season, we expected Darth Walter and Sally to win it on there own and so therefore discontinued our payments"
GS: "No worries Davey, these things happen. You know Im always your here when you need me"
DM: "Thanks Gordon, and don't think I didn't appreciate you putting McCurry in charge of that Dundee Utd game"
GS: "No Problem, was the least I could do. Now lets finalise things here and we can call the Hacks a The Daily Rangers for tomorrows scoop!"
DM: "I've got arranged already, Kenny Miller: Why I have always loved Rangers. 14 page pull out, Bill Leckie Special."
GS: "Ahh Davey, you truly are the Dark Lord."
Phone Rings...
Receptionist: "Mr Smith, I have George Burley on line 3"
GS: "Haha, tell that windging wee prick I'm on holiday"
DM: "So we have an agreement?"
Passes a stuffed envelope over the desk
GS: "Of Course, shall we seal the deal then? Did you bring your..."
DM: "No, Le Guen took the KY Jelly with him when he was finished with us!"
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