23-01-2007, 09:30 PM
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The Kenny Miller Files- Now a Hun
Some (ahem) interesting facts about our super striker.
All true......honest. 
Kenny once had a cameo in hit tv show 'The Office'. Unfortunately for Kenny he was supposed to shoot a crunched up bit of paper into the bin and he missed 172 times.
Kenny once went to a shooting range and shot the guy behind him in the leg
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23-01-2007, 09:35 PM
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LOL quality and i take it he only took 172 shots with the paper
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23-01-2007, 09:37 PM
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In 1988 Kenny Millers thigh bone was replaced by a flux capacitor. He can now travel through time by running at 88 miles per hour.
Kenny Miller's ring tone is 'Chelsea Dagger' as thats the only time it plays for him.
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23-01-2007, 09:46 PM
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According to the laws of physics, Kenny Miller is an unstoppable force. Stephen Hawking attempted mathematically to disprove this notion. Unfortunantly for Kenny Miller, Hawkings found out that Kenny Miller is only unstoppable when he doesn't have a ball.
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23-01-2007, 09:48 PM
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Saint Kenny once cured an entire village of leprosy.
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23-01-2007, 09:50 PM
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BP have developed a new form of renewable energy using Kenny Miller chasing a crisp packet blowing around an empty football pitch.
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23-01-2007, 09:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by greendave
In 1988 Kenny Millers thigh bone was replaced by a flux capacitor. He can now travel through time by running at 88 miles per hour.
Kenny Miller's ring tone is 'Chelsea Dagger' as thats the only time it plays for him.
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23-01-2007, 09:52 PM
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Why are we slagging a player who scored 2 against Benfica in the gretest Cetic preformence I have seen in my life...mind you Iam only 15 and Miller is poor
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23-01-2007, 09:58 PM
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The 2 bald lines through Kenny Miller's hairline are to represent the number of Glasgow Clubs he has played for, no-one knows how they got there.
Kenny Miller's favorite book is Animal Farm, due to his inability to kick a ball with either foot - the legend of "4 legs good, 2 legs bad", gives him hope that one day it will be possible to graft on 1 of Henrik Larsson's legs to either butt cheek.
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23-01-2007, 10:03 PM
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All the supporters sitting behind the goals at Celtic Park have been forced to take out a special 'Kenny Miller' insurance to protect the player from lawsuits.
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23-01-2007, 10:03 PM
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Millers idol is Filip Sebo They both can relate about 1 goal every 14 games 
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23-01-2007, 10:07 PM
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Celtic have asked FIFA for special 'Kenny Miller' dispensation to have the goals at Celtic Park quadrupled in size.
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23-01-2007, 10:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by greendave
Celtic have asked FIFA for special 'Kenny Miller' dispensation to have the goals at Celtic Park quadrupled in size.
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And FIFA agreed. Kenny finished with 8 goals that season.
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23-01-2007, 10:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Martin
And FIFA agreed. Kenny finished with 8 goals that season.
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lmao
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23-01-2007, 10:15 PM
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Beachcombers in Devon today sifting through the wreckage discovered the ball which Kenny Miller attempted to trap last Saturday.
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