24-01-2007, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Stonewall
I agree.. 
Close ranks around King Kenny, and stick him in again with big Jan
And watch the boy go
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King Kenny ?
Dalglish was a king. Henrik was the king of kings. Kenny Miller and the word "king" do not go together.
Unless you say he is fuc king pish.
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24-01-2007, 09:54 PM
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Huns: Its Inevitable -38-
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Zinedine Zidane didn't headbutt Materazzi because he made fun of his mother. He headbutted him because Materazzi said Kenny Miller can score more goals then you.
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24-01-2007, 09:56 PM
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Step into Christmas
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In a landmark move by the SPL, it has been decided that all Kenny Miller goals shall count double, in order to even out the disadvantage of having him in your side.
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24-01-2007, 10:00 PM
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Step into Christmas
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All aircraft flying over Celtic Park en route to land at Glasgow airport have been warned about the possibilty of a sonic boom caused by Kenny Miller running faster than the speed of sound...............towards the corner flag.
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24-01-2007, 10:01 PM
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The Stig
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24-01-2007, 10:03 PM
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The Stig
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WGS To KM " you need to Kick the ball between the 2 white sticks"
Later at Half Time
WGS To KM " Not the sticks with the Fukin Flags on top you Fud" 
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24-01-2007, 10:14 PM
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WGS has come up with a novel idea at training which he hopes will boost Miller's confidence. During practice marched Kenny is allowed to pick up the ball and run with it.
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24-01-2007, 10:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by greendave
All aircraft flying over Celtic Park en route to land at Glasgow airport have been warned about the possibilty of a sonic boom caused by Kenny Miller running faster than the speed of sound...............towards the corner flag.
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You are taking a twisted pleasure in this GD.
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24-01-2007, 10:27 PM
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Dan Breen C.S.C.
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When Kenny Miller runs, the Earth's rotation is affected. This change in rotation interferes with the earths magnetic field which repels solar radiation from the sun.
Kenny Miller is responsible for skin cancer
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24-01-2007, 10:37 PM
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Huns: Its Inevitable -38-
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When Kenny Miller was unplugged from the Matrix by Morpheus and given basic training the computer froze before he got to finishing.
The sound of the "Tie-Fighter" from star wars is taken directly from Kenny Miller on a treadmill.
Kenny Miller once played water polo.... The Blue Whale is now endangered.
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24-01-2007, 10:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iontach
When Kenny Miller was unplugged from the Matrix by Morpheus and given basic training the computer froze before he got to finishing.
The sound of the "Tie-Fighter" from star wars is taken directly from Kenny Miller on a treadmill.
Kenny Miller once played water polo.... The Blue Whale is now endangered.
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Very cutting mate. I can almost sense pity in your tone.
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24-01-2007, 10:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by leylandbhoy
WGS To KM " you need to Kick the ball between the 2 white sticks"
Later at Half Time
WGS To KM " Not the sticks with the Fukin Flags on top you Fud" |
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24-01-2007, 11:06 PM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
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Ok guys im back for more punishment :)
How about WGS is a useless prick for signing Miller ?
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24-01-2007, 11:12 PM
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Dunnr Gott
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To err is human, but he realised it and that's why he has not started a game for a while.
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25-01-2007, 12:06 AM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
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bang out guys.... faithfull through and through! 
Majority...greatest supporters in the world ....im ashamed for you all folks! 
as i said in a previous post...if it werent for his 'wonder' display and two goals against benfica you guys wouldnt get the chance to watch our guys in the last 16 against milan!...
Short memories huh??
Last edited by pauloantony; 25-01-2007 at 12:13 AM.
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