be very careful in barcelona

[ChampionsElect]

Put some sort of mincing device in your pocket ( well away from the family jewels) and when the bastard puts their hand in...........

[liverpoolfan]

be careful on the metro as well guys, my mate nearly got pickpocketed last year.

they stand near the doors on the train and have the timing of the doors closing down to a fine art for jumping off and doing a runner. Keep your valuables in your front pockets.

[tim park]

the moral of this story is ,,keep your pecker in your trousers and youe money in ure forskin

[neverwalkalone]

Originally Posted by tim park

the moral of this story is ,,keep your pecker in your trousers and youe money in ure forskin

haha beezer mate

[tim park]

Originally Posted by liverpoolfan

be careful on the metro as well guys, my mate nearly got pickpocketed last year.

they stand near the doors on the train and have the timing of the doors closing down to a fine art for jumping off and doing a runner. Keep your valuables in your front pockets.

HOW can u "nearly" get pick pocketed,,,thats like ,i nearly got knocked down by a bus ,lucky for me the bus was 2 miles away

[liverpoolfan]

Originally Posted by tim park

HOW can u "nearly" get pick pocketed,,,thats like ,i nearly got knocked down by a bus ,lucky for me the bus was 2 miles away

He caught the person putting their hand into the side pocket on his trousers, went to give him a slap and the guy jumped off the train (it was in the station with the doors open)

Having re read my original post I see what you mean!

[tim park]

Originally Posted by liverpoolfan

He caught the person putting their hand into the side pocket on his trousers, went to give him a slap and the guy jumped off the train (it was in the station with the doors open)

Having re read my original post I see what you mean!

imjust haveing a laugh m8,,no offence meant

[liverpoolfan]

Originally Posted by tim park

imjust haveing a laugh m8,,no offence meant

absolutely none taken m8.

How many are you expecting to take to Barca?

We took about 8,000 last year, it was quality, thats why I am going back next week, couldn't believe it when the draw was made, obviously I wanted us to get Barca, but to have a drink with you lads will be great

[andych]

spent 4 months working in barcelona back in 96, can be rough but these pickpockets and general low life will think twice about trying it on when we are in numbers, its the guy on bis own pissed that has to be careful..

so, who would you all want to draw in the quarter finals?..
i quite fancy a trip to old trafford :)

[tim park]

Originally Posted by liverpoolfan

absolutely none taken m8.

How many are you expecting to take to Barca?

We took about 8,000 last year, it was quality, thats why I am going back next week, couldn't believe it when the draw was made, obviously I wanted us to get Barca, but to have a drink with you lads will be great

im no taking any cunt,,im not a travell agent,im a figment of ure imagination "and mine"

[tim park]

Originally Posted by Rossenspeil

One of the benefits of takin the missus with me, hookers shouldnt bother me!!!

theres a joke there ,but im not going too,,lol

[ChampionsElect]

Originally Posted by tim park

theres a joke there ,but im not going too,,lol

Thankfully

[Rossenspeil]

Originally Posted by tim park

theres a joke there ,but im not going too,,lol

yep had a few beers when I posted that, then realised I'd left an open goal!

Thankfully all u Sebos missed the chance!!

[1eclipse]

Another bit of advice. The cops are wankers and aggressive as im sure you all know by now after witnessing other clubs experiences, and some of the groups of locals going around bars and clubs at nights are cheeky arrogant bastards. But nothing a few bottles over the heads didnt sort out.

[Henke67]

Originally Posted by tim park

HOW can u "nearly" get pick pocketed,,,thats like ,i nearly got knocked down by a bus ,lucky for me the bus was 2 miles away

Or your bird nearly getting pregnant