06-07-2008, 01:25 PM
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CELTIC FC NOT PLC!!!
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 6,028
Credits: 18,834.45
Fav Celtic Player: All time Larsson, Currently Boruc/Robson/McGeady
Fav Celtic Song: Fields of Athenry, Celtic Symphony, LTPS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tim park
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
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These three are the best... they were all good but... pmsl  
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