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lisbon67 · 08-02-2008, 12:19 AM

A primary teacher explains to her class that she is a rangers fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are rangers

fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The

teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn't you

raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a rangers fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not an

rangers fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I am a celtic fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why, pray tell, are

you a celtic fan?"

"Because my mum is a celtic fan, and my dad is a celtic , so

I'm a celtic fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no

reason for you to be a celtic fan. You don't have to be just like your

parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was

a drug addict, what would you be then?"

"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a rangers fan."

08-02-2008, 12:19 AM	#648
lisbon67 Celtic Youth Team Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: the brig Posts: 108 Credits: 2,126.80 Fav Celtic Player: magic Fav Celtic Song: y.n.w.a.	A primary teacher explains to her class that she is a rangers fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are rangers fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a rangers fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not an rangers fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a celtic fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why, pray tell, are you a celtic fan?" "Because my mum is a celtic fan, and my dad is a celtic , so I'm a celtic fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a celtic fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?" "Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a rangers fan." Last edited by lisbon67; 08-02-2008 at 12:21 AM.